Leaving Perry's Steakhouse

As we walk by a limo with the license plate '1spice'

Wife: "I had always thought that Ginger Spice was named after the actual spice. I just now realized it is because she's a readhead!"

She realized this 13 years later.

About a woman we saw at Perry's

So the bugeyed penguin in the bathroom sounded like a man.

Happy Bday To My wife

Me: "Happy Birthday! Welcome to your late 20s."

Her: "I'm still in my mid 20s. You're in your late 20s because of all your grey hairs. I don't have any."

Later that night, towards the end of SNL

Wife: "He also makes all those shoes!"

While watching SNL hosted by Sir Charles

Me: "Do you know who Michael Jordan is?"

Wife: "Yeah, the basketball player from Space Jam."

1st Blog and Post

I created this blog because my wife occasionally says hilarious thing that I want to write down. She's a fantastic person and keeps me entertained and well fed.